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5 things I’ve learned as an “adult”

welcometojennatown:

1. Just do the reading. You might be able to get by without it, but you’ll excel if you just do it.
2. It’s much easier to live in a clean and tidy living space.
3. The customer is not always right, but pretend they are in order to keep your job.
4. Relationships may end, but don’t burn the bridge if you don’t have to.
5. Using diarrhea as an excuse will get you out of anything, no questions asked.